Rhona Isabel Simpson (born 14 July 1972 in Paisley, Renfrewshire) is a female field hockey player from Scotland. She twice represented Great Britain at the Summer Olympics (1996 and 2000). Simpson became top scorer at the 2006 Women's Hockey World Cup Qualifier in Rome, Italy, alongside Kaori Chiba (Japan), Tomomi Komori (Japan) and Maryna Vynohradova (Ukraine), scoring six goals. She is now a coach at The Glasgow Academy where she is greatly unloved by all students in the school. Nobody likes hockey and she should leave and buy a cat who will scratch her in the face (which she greatly deserves) and then run off and leave her and her multiple piercings alone.
