User:Indubitably/Bathrobe Cabal

The Illustrious and Honourable Bathrobe Cabal of Wikipedia Facebook.com/group — Official Facebook group for the BRC     Prerequisites The Illustrious and Honourable Bathrobe Cabal of Wikipedia has the following membership requirements: hold allegiance to none but this cabal meet the photo standards below have mild rogue (rouge is a colour) tendencies (admin candidates only) consistently abuse the (semi-)protection of a page in their favour (admin candidates only) place an extraneous "u" into wourds to sound moure British be in good standing with the community and be of legal age in their respective countries (hey, we have to have one serious one!) ALL candidates must submit a photo of them wearing a bathrobe, a cheesy grin† and a thumbs up. Candidates may apply by submitting requests on the talk pages of any of the following users: Dfrg.msc, Jennavecia, Jayron32. Membership is effective with submission of required photo to http://www.bathrobecabal.org (images visible to members only). Applications subject to rejection... you've been warned. †Approved alternatives to the "cheesy grin" include: show of tongue stud, a look that says "Your mother," a look that says "I did your mother," the deer in the headlights look, or a look that conveys no emotion whatsoever. - TRANSMISSION ENDS -     Aims Off-wiki Creation of centers for physical love, so-called Mitfickzentralen (literally "fuckpööling centers") Cancellation of compulsory education Abolition of the 5-O Reducing the legal voting (and drinking, and consent!) age to 12 Implementing a maximum age of consent for sexual contact Legalization of all drugs while outlawing antibiotics and fluoride Interrupting infomercials with two minute segments of television shows Re-building the Berlin Wall On-wiki Fully-protecting all user talk pages is a priority Enforce 1RR Promote IPs to adminship Improve pwn to featured article status Recruit more chicks Prohibit the use of the terms straw man and ad hominem - TRANSMISSION ENDS -     Robes Bathrobes are provided from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. They must be bathrobes. They may not be: smoking jackets dressing gowns† graduation gowns choir robes state-mandated apparel invisible robes Jedi uniforms robes worn by wizards or other magical creatures. †Note: In some countries other than the U.S., the term "dressing gown" can be used to refer to a bathrobe. In such cases, dressing gowns are acceptable wear.     Credits The concept of the Bathrobe Cabal was inspired by this comment from Riana. This page based off the userpage design of AshLin which was created by Phaedriel.