Two and a Half Men season 4: Difference between revisions

*Two and a Half Men*
Two and a Half Men
Season 4
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Starring	Charlie Sheen; Jon Cryer; Angus T. Jones; Marin Hinkle; Conchata Ferrell; April Bowlby; Holland Taylor;
No. of episodes	24
Release
Original network	CBS
Original release	September 18, 2006 –; May 14, 2007
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The fourth season of Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS from September 18, 2006, to May 14, 2007.

Cast

Main

Recurring

Melanie Lynskey as Rose
Ryan Stiles as Herb Melnick

Guest

Steven Tyler as himself
Katherine LaNasa as Lydia
Sara Rue as Naomi
Jane Lynch as Dr. Linda Freeman
J.D. Walsh as Gordon
Susan Sullivan as Dorothy
Jessica Collins as Gloria
Brooke Shields as Danielle Stewart
Allison Janney as Beverly
Brooke D'Orsay as Robin
Morgan Fairchild as Donna
Judy Greer as Myra Melnick
Matt Roth as Greg
Kay Panabaker as Sophia
Joel Murray as Petey
Andrea Savage as Lena
Enrique Iglesias as Fernando
Rachel Cannon as Chloe
Robert Wagner as Teddy Leopold
Mike Connors as Hugo

Episodes

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	U.S. viewers (millions)
73	1	"Working for Caligula"	Gary Halvorson	Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre	September 18, 2006 (2006-09-18)	15.09^[1]
74	2	"Who's Vod Kanockers?"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky	September 25, 2006 (2006-09-25)	15.28^[2]
75	3	"The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts	October 2, 2006 (2006-10-02)	15.80^[3]
76	4	"A Pot Smoking Monkey"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Bill Prady & Maria Espada Pearce Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers	October 9, 2006 (2006-10-09)	16.38^[4]
77	5	"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Don Foster & Susan Beavers Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	October 16, 2006 (2006-10-16)	16.25^[5]
78	6	"Apologies for the Frivolity"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Don Foster & Mark Roberts	October 23, 2006 (2006-10-23)	15.03^[6]
79	7	"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson	November 6, 2006 (2006-11-06)	14.48^[7]
80	8	"Release the Dogs"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	November 13, 2006 (2006-11-13)	15.83^[8]
81	9	"Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Mark Roberts & Don Foster Teleplay by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre	November 20, 2006 (2006-11-20)	15.04^[9]
82	10	"Kissing Abe Lincoln"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	November 27, 2006 (2006-11-27)	15.50^[10]
83	11	"Walnuts and Demerol"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre Teleplay by : Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson	December 11, 2006 (2006-12-11)	15.69^[11]
84	12	"Castrating Sheep in Montana"	James Widdoes	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky	January 8, 2007 (2007-01-08)	14.78^[12]
85	13	"Don't Worry, Speed Racer"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	January 22, 2007 (2007-01-22)	15.85^[13]
86	14	"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Don Foster & Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson	February 5, 2007 (2007-02-05)	17.68^[14]
87	15	"My Damn Stalker"	James Widdoes	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky	February 12, 2007 (2007-02-12)	15.50^[15]
88	16	"Young People Have Phlegm Too"	Andrew D. Weyman	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	February 19, 2007 (2007-02-19)	16.56^[16]
89	17	"I Merely Slept with a Commie"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson	February 26, 2007 (2007-02-26)	16.58^[17]
90	18	"It Never Rains in Hooterville"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre Teleplay by : Don Foster & Mark Roberts	March 19, 2007 (2007-03-19)	11.68^[18]
91	19	"Smooth as a Ken Doll"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster	April 9, 2007 (2007-04-09)	13.46^[19]
92	20	"Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"	Jerry Zaks	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson Teleplay by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre	April 16, 2007 (2007-04-16)	13.03^[20]
93	21	"Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"	Jerry Zaks	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Don Foster	April 23, 2007 (2007-04-23)	12.27^[21]
94	22	"Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"	Jon Cryer	Story by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre Teleplay by : Jim Patterson & Don Foster	April 30, 2007 (2007-04-30)	13.71^[22]
95	23	"Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"	Lee Aronsohn	Story by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre Teleplay by : Don Foster & Mark Roberts & Jim Patterson	May 7, 2007 (2007-05-07)	13.27^[23]
96	24	"Prostitutes and Gelato"	Ted Wass	Story by : Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14)	10.16^[24]

US Nielsen ratings

Order	Episode	Rating	Share	Rating/Share (18–49)	Viewers (millions)	Rank (night)
1	"Working for Caligula"	9.7	14	TBA	TBA	TBA
2	"Who's Vod Kanockers?"	10.0	15	TBA	TBA	TBA
3	"The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"	10.9	16	5.2/13	15.93	#1
4	"A Pot Smoking Monkey"	11.0	16	5.4/13	17.12	#1
5	"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"	8.9	13	4.2/10	13.27	#2
6	"Apologies for the Frivolity"	10.5	15	4.7/11	15.06	#2
7	"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"	10.0	14	4.7/11	14.54	#1
8	"Release the Dogs"	TBA	TBA	4.9/12	15.95	#1
9	"Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"	TBA	TBA	4.7/11	15.28	#2
10	"Kissing Abe Lincoln"	TBA	TBA	4.8/11	15.59	#2
11	"Walnuts and Demerol"	TBA	TBA	5.2/13	15.77	#2
12	"Castrating Sheep in Montana"	TBA	TBA	4.7/11	14.81	#2
13	"Don't Worry, Speed Racer"	TBA	TBA	4.9/11	16.06	#3
14	"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"	TBA	TBA	5.8/13	17.77	#1
15	"My Damn Stalker"	TBA	TBA	4.9/11	15.62	#2
16	"Young People Have Phlegm Too"	TBA	TBA	5.3/12	16.58	#2
17	"I Merely Slept With a Commie"	10.5	16	5.5/13	16.70	TBA
18	"It Never Rains in Hooterville"	TBA	TBA	4.0/10	11.62	#4
19	"Smooth as a Ken Doll"	TBA	TBA	4.5/11	13.39	#2
20	"Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"	TBA	TBA	4.4/11	12.98	TBA
21	"Tucked, Taped, and Gorgeous"	8.1	12	3.9/10	12.23	#3
22	"Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"	TBA	TBA	4.6/12	13.65	#3
23	"Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"	TBA	TBA	4.6/12	13.18	#3
24	"Prostitutes and Gelato"	6.3	10	3.7/10	10.12	TBA

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General references

"Two and a Half Men episodes". TV Guide. Retrieved November 21, 2009.
"Two and a Half Men: Episode Guide". MSN TV. Retrieved November 21, 2009.
"Shows A-Z – two and a half men on cbs". the Futon Critic. Retrieved November 21, 2009.

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 |ShortSummary    = Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be [[Steven Tyler]].
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 |ShortSummary    = Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw a vision of his late father, who tells him something Charlie finds worrying and crazy: he must take care of his mother.
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 |ShortSummary    = Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared, but has to resort to desperate measures when Judith refers Kandi to the attorney she used when divorcing Alan.
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 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|16}}
 |ShortSummary    = Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé, his doctor, Herb Melnick ([[Ryan Stiles]]).
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 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|13}}
 |ShortSummary    = Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits Dr. Freeman, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life. Charlie hooks up with the mother of a girl Jake likes after promising not to, and Jake gets revenge on him by sliming him, and getting him arrested when Charlie tries to chase him through the beach. This causes Alan's insomnia to be cured.
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 |DirectedBy      = Gary Halvorson
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-|Viewers         = 15.04<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=112806_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=November 28, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141106163045/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=112806_08 |archivedate=November 6, 2014 |df= }}</ref>
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 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|20}}
 |ShortSummary    = Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date; but it works out for the best (for Charlie, anyway) when he discovers Alan's secret $5,000 hoard of money; Jake is left home alone for the first time but a horror film means it's Rose to the rescue.
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-|Viewers         = 15.50<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=120506_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=December 5, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20150128113457/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=120506_08 |archivedate=January 28, 2015 |df= }}</ref>
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 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|27}}
 |ShortSummary    = Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: they give him a choice between each other. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo, seducing him every time he gets on the subject.
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 |DirectedBy      = [[James Widdoes]]
 |WrittenBy       = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky }}
-|Viewers         = 14.78<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=011707_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=January 17, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20131231001448/http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=011707_08 |archivedate=December 31, 2013 |df= }}</ref>
+|Viewers         = 14.78<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=011707_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=January 17, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20131231001448/http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=011707_08 |archivedate=December 31, 2013 }}</ref>
 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|1|8}}
 |ShortSummary    = Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi, but welcomes him into the family—which would be great except Alan wants to stop dating Naomi, but doesn't want to break his new relationship with Berta. Also, Alan gets a piercing on 'the gay ear', which infects, causing him a problem.
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 |DirectedBy      = Gary Halvorson
 |WrittenBy       = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Don Foster & Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson }}
-|Viewers         = 17.68<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=021307_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 13, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141105055128/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=021307_05 |archivedate=November 5, 2014 |df= }}</ref>
+|Viewers         = 17.68<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=021307_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 13, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141105055128/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=021307_05 |archivedate=November 5, 2014 }}</ref>
 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|5}}
 |ShortSummary    = Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbor, Danielle ([[Brooke Shields]]) in hopes a romance between the two will lead Alan to move out. Berta is cynical of Charlie's plans, but they later go off the rails when Charlie discovers that Danielle is a sex freak and a booze addict, and decides he wants to sleep with her instead. In the end, Danielle decides she wants to sleep with both Charlie AND Alan, shocking Alan and turning Charlie off.
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 |DirectedBy      = James Widdoes
 |WrittenBy       = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky }}
-|Viewers         = 15.50<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022107_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 21, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141106163105/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022107_05 |archivedate=November 6, 2014 |df= }}</ref>
+|Viewers         = 15.50<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022107_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 21, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141106163105/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022107_05 |archivedate=November 6, 2014 }}</ref>
 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|12}}
 |ShortSummary    = Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. He soon realizes he let the best woman in his life get away from him. Meanwhile, Alan's false online dating profile leads him to a woman ([[Allison Janney]]) with a lot of bad marriages in her past.
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 |DirectedBy      = [[Andrew D. Weyman]]
 |WrittenBy       = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
-|Viewers         = 16.56<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022707_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 27, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232550/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022707_06 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 |df= }}</ref>
+|Viewers         = 16.56<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022707_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 27, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232550/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022707_06 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 }}</ref>
 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|19}}
 |ShortSummary    = Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered "old". A health scare has Charlie feeling depressed, but Alan has a brilliant idea to cheer him up.
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 |DirectedBy      = Gary Halvorson
 |WrittenBy       = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson }}
-|Viewers         = 16.58<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=030607_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=March 6, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232151/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=030607_05 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 |df= }}</ref>
+|Viewers         = 16.58<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=030607_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=March 6, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232151/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=030607_05 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 }}</ref>
 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|26}}
 |ShortSummary    = After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped adopt a boy from China and pushing them out of the picture, literally.
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 |DirectedBy      = Lee Aronsohn
 |WrittenBy       = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Don Foster & Mark Roberts & Jim Patterson }}
-|Viewers         = 13.27<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=051507_13 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=May 15, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232035/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=051507_13 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 |df= }}</ref>
+|Viewers         = 13.27<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=051507_13 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=May 15, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232035/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=051507_13 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 }}</ref>
 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|5|7}}
 |ShortSummary    = After the deck is damaged (Charlie sat on it and it fell off with him), Alan hires a handyman, Fernando ([[Enrique Iglesias]]). While working on the house, Fernando beats Charlie out for his girlfriend Chloe's affections, and also from Berta. Charlie fires Fernando, sleeps with Chloe in celebration, and falls off the deck again.
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 |DirectedBy      = [[Ted Wass]]
 |WrittenBy       = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
-|Viewers         = 10.16<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=052207_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=May 22, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141106163041/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=052207_06 |archivedate=November 6, 2014 |df= }}</ref>
+|Viewers         = 10.16<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=052207_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=May 22, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141106163041/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=052207_06 |archivedate=November 6, 2014 }}</ref>
 |OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|5|14}}
 |ShortSummary    = Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy ([[Robert Wagner]]), who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating and men coming in and out of their lives. They decide Teddy is awesome.

v t e Two and a Half Men
Characters	Charlie Harper Alan Harper Walden Schmidt
Seasons	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Episodes	"Fish in a Drawer" "That Darn Priest" "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt" "People Who Love Peepholes" "Nangnangnangnang" "Of Course He's Dead"
Related articles	Awards and nominations