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{{Infobox television season
{{Infobox television season
| season_number = 4
|show_name = Two and a Half Men
|season_number = 4
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| image = Twoandahalfmen4.jpg
| image_upright = 1.1
|image = [[Image:Twoandahalfmen4.jpg|240px]]
|caption = DVD cover art
| caption = DVD cover art
|country = [[United States]]
| showrunner = [[Lee Aronsohn]]
|network = [[CBS]]
| starring = {{Plainlist|
* [[Charlie Sheen]]
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|first_aired = {{Start date|2006|9|18}}
* [[Jon Cryer]]
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|last_aired = {{End date|2007|5|14}}
* [[Angus T. Jones]]
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|num_episodes = 24
* [[Marin Hinkle]]
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|episode_list = List of Two and a Half Men episodes
* [[Conchata Ferrell]]
* [[April Bowlby]]
* [[Holland Taylor]]
}}
}}
| network = [[CBS]]
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The fourth season of ''[[Two and a Half Men]]'' originally aired on [[CBS]] from September 18, 2006, to May 14, 2007.
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| first_aired = {{Start date|2006|9|18}}
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| last_aired = {{End date|2007|5|14}}
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| num_episodes = 24
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| episode_list = List of Two and a Half Men episodes
}}
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The '''fourth season''' of ''[[Two and a Half Men]]'' originally aired on [[CBS]] from September 18, 2006, to May 14, 2007, to positive reviews.


==Cast==
==Cast==
{{main|List of Two and a Half Men characters}}

===Main===
===Main===
* [[Charlie Sheen]] as [[Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men)|Charlie Harper]]
* [[Charlie Sheen]] as [[Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men)|Charlie Harper]]
* [[Jon Cryer]] as [[Alan Harper (Two and a Half Men)|Alan Harper]]
* [[Jon Cryer]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Alan Harper|Alan Harper]]
* [[Angus T. Jones]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Jake Harper|Jake Harper]]
* [[Angus T. Jones]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Jake Harper|Jake Harper]]
* [[Marin Hinkle]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Judith Harper|Judith Harper-Melnick]]
* [[Marin Hinkle]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Judith Harper-Melnick|Judith Harper-Melnick]]
* [[Conchata Ferrell]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Berta|Berta]]
* [[Conchata Ferrell]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Berta|Berta]]
* [[April Bowlby]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Kandi|Kandi]]
* [[April Bowlby]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Kandi Harper|Kandi]]
* [[Holland Taylor]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Evelyn Harper|Evelyn Harper]]
* [[Holland Taylor]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Evelyn Harper|Evelyn Harper]]


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* [[Melanie Lynskey]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Rose|Rose]]
* [[Melanie Lynskey]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Rose|Rose]]
* [[Ryan Stiles]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Herb Melnick|Herb Melnick]]
* [[Ryan Stiles]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Herb Melnick|Herb Melnick]]
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* [[Jane Lynch]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Dr. Linda Freeman|Dr. Linda Freeman]]
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* [[J.D. Walsh]] as Gordon


===Guest cast===
===Guest===
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* [[Steven Tyler]] as himself
* [[Steven Tyler]] as himself
* [[Katherine LaNasa]] as Lydia
* [[Katherine LaNasa]] as Lydia
* [[Sara Rue]] as Naomi
* [[Sara Rue]] as Naomi
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* [[Jane Lynch]] as [[List of Two and a Half Men characters#Dr. Linda Freeman|Dr. Linda Freeman]]
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* [[J. D. Walsh (actor)|J.D. Walsh]] as Gordon
* [[Susan Sullivan]] as Dorothy
* [[Susan Sullivan]] as Dorothy
* [[Jessica Collins]] as Gloria
* [[Jessica Collins]] as Gloria
* [[Brooke Shields]] as Danielle Stewert
* [[Brooke Shields]] as Danielle Stewart
* [[Allison Janney]] as Beverly
* [[Allison Janney]] as Beverly
* [[Brooke D'Orsay]] as Robin
* [[Brooke D'Orsay]] as Robin
* [[Morgan Fairchild]] as Donna
* [[Morgan Fairchild]] as Donna
* [[Judy Greer]] as Myra Melnick
* [[Judy Greer]] as Myra Melnick
* [[Matt Roth]] as Greg
* [[Matt Roth (actor)|Matt Roth]] as Greg
* [[Kay Panabaker]] as Sophia
* [[Joel Murray]] as Petey
* [[Joel Murray]] as Petey
* [[Andrea Savage]] as Lena
* [[Andrea Savage]] as Lena
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* [[Robert Wagner]] as Teddy Leopold
* [[Robert Wagner]] as Teddy Leopold
* [[Mike Connors]] as Hugo
* [[Mike Connors]] as Hugo
{{div col end}}


==Episodes==
==Episodes==
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{{main|List of Two and a Half Men episodes}}
{{main|List of Two and a Half Men episodes}}
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|EpisodeNumber = 73
|EpisodeNumber = 73
|EpisodeNumber2 = 1
|EpisodeNumber2 = 1
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|DirectedBy = [[Gary Halvorson]]
|DirectedBy = [[Gary Halvorson]]
|WrittenBy = [[Lee Aronsohn]] & [[Chuck Lorre]]
|WrittenBy = [[Lee Aronsohn]] & [[Chuck Lorre]]
|Viewers = 15.09<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=092606_07 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=September 26, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.09<ref>{{Cite web|work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]]|date=September 26, 2006|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=092606_07|title=Weekly Program Rankings (Sept. 18-24)|access-date=March 19, 2012|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120329105628/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=092606_07|archive-date=March 29, 2012}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|9|18}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|9|18}}
|ShortSummary = Clips show that, moments after Alan and Kandi wed, Alan won $500,000 on a slot machine. Four months later, Charlie has returned to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moved out of the house. Alan returns to tell Charlie that Kandi has divorced him and taken all his money, and he suffered a breakdown, and now wants Charlie to take him in again. All this surprised no one, and everyone had bets on how long the marriage would last. Judith won. Charlie resorts to desperate measures to help his brother: he calls in their mom to talk to Alan.
|ShortSummary = Clips show that, moments after Alan and Kandi wed, Alan won $500,000 on a slot machine. Four months later, Charlie has returned to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moved out of the house. Alan returns to tell Charlie that Kandi has divorced him and taken all his money, and he suffered a breakdown, and now wants Charlie to take him in again. All this surprised no one, and everyone had bets on how long the marriage would last, which Judith won. Charlie resorts to desperate measures to help his brother: he calls in their mom to talk to Alan.


''Title quotation from'': Berta, bemoaning having to clean up after Charlie's party.
''Title quotation from'': Berta, bemoaning having to clean up after Charlie's party.
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|EpisodeNumber = 74
|EpisodeNumber = 74
|EpisodeNumber2 = 2
|EpisodeNumber2 = 2
|Title = Who's Vod Kanockers?
|Title = Who's Vod Kanockers?
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Don Foster & [[Eddie Gorodetsky]] }}
|Viewers = 15.28<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=100306_09 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 3, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.28<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=100306_09 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 3, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20150110030736/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=100306_09 |archivedate=January 10, 2015 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|9|25}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|9|25}}
|ShortSummary = Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be [[Steven Tyler]].
|ShortSummary = Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be [[Steven Tyler]].
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|EpisodeNumber = 75
|EpisodeNumber = 75
|EpisodeNumber2 = 3
|EpisodeNumber2 = 3
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Eddie Gorodetsky & [[Mark Roberts (TV producer)|Mark Roberts]] }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Eddie Gorodetsky & [[Mark Roberts (TV producer)|Mark Roberts]] }}
|Viewers = 15.80<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=101006_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 10, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.80<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=101006_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 10, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141129013609/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=101006_05 |archivedate=November 29, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|2}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|2}}
|ShortSummary = Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw a vision of his late father, who tells him something Charlie finds worrying and crazy: he must take care of his mother.
|ShortSummary = Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw a vision of his late father, who tells him something Charlie finds worrying and crazy: he must take care of his mother.
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|EpisodeNumber = 76
|EpisodeNumber = 76
|EpisodeNumber2 = 4
|EpisodeNumber2 = 4
|Title = A Pot Smoking Monkey
|Title = A Pot Smoking Monkey
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Bill Prady & Maria Espada Pearce |t=Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=[[Bill Prady]] & Maria Espada Pearce |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers }}
|Viewers = 16.38<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=101706_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 17, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 16.38<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=101706_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 17, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141010224630/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=101706_06 |archivedate=October 10, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|9}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|9}}
|ShortSummary = Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared, but has to resort to desperate measures when Judith refers Kandi to the attorney she used when divorcing Alan.
|ShortSummary = Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared, but has to resort to desperate measures when Judith refers Kandi to the attorney she used when divorcing Alan.
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|EpisodeNumber = 77
|EpisodeNumber = 77
|EpisodeNumber2 = 5
|EpisodeNumber2 = 5
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Don Foster & Susan Beavers |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Don Foster & Susan Beavers |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|Viewers = 16.25<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=102406_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 24, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 16.25<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=102406_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 24, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141011054814/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=102406_05 |archivedate=October 11, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|16}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|16}}
|ShortSummary = Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé, his doctor, Herb Melnick ([[Ryan Stiles]]).
|ShortSummary = Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé, his doctor, Herb Melnick ([[Ryan Stiles]]).
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{{Episode list/sublist|Two and a Half Men season 4
|EpisodeNumber = 78
|EpisodeNumber = 78
|EpisodeNumber2 = 6
|EpisodeNumber2 = 6
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Don Foster & Mark Roberts }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Don Foster & Mark Roberts }}
|Viewers = 15.03<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=103106_10 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=October 31, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.03<ref>{{cite web|publisher=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] Medianet|date=October 31, 2006|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=103106_10|title=Weekly Program Rankings Report (Oct. 23-29)|access-date=March 19, 2012|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20081202043735/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=103106_10|archive-date=December 2, 2008}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|23}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|10|23}}
|ShortSummary = Charlie is dating a new woman, Lydia ([[Katherine LaNasa]]); her attitude is exactly like his mother's. After introducing her to Berta, Alan and Jake, they can all see it, but Charlie still cannot; Lydia and Berta do not get on well with each other.
|ShortSummary = Charlie is dating a new woman, Lydia ([[Katherine LaNasa]]); her attitude is exactly like his mother's. After introducing her to Berta, Alan and Jake, they can all see it, but Charlie still cannot; Lydia and Berta do not get on well with each other.
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{{Episode list/sublist|Two and a Half Men season 4
|EpisodeNumber = 79
|EpisodeNumber = 79
|EpisodeNumber2 = 7
|EpisodeNumber2 = 7
|Title = Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
|Title = Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Eddie Gorodetsky & [[Jim Patterson (screenwriter)|Jim Patterson]]}}
|Viewers = 14.48<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=111406_09 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=November 14, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 14.48<ref>{{cite web|publisher=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] Medianet|date=November 14, 2006|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=111406_09|title=Weekly Program Rankings Report (Nov. 6-12)|access-date=March 19, 2012|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20081221170958/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=111406_09|archive-date=December 21, 2008}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|6}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|6}}
|ShortSummary = Berta's daughter, Naomi ([[Sara Rue]]), is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father, Ronald Wienermier, in a rough neighborhood. Alan reveals his [[pregnancy fetishism|pregnancy fetish]] when he gets to spend time with Naomi. After having the baby, Naomi reveals that Ronald isn't the father.
|ShortSummary = Berta's daughter, Naomi ([[Sara Rue]]), is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father, Ronald Wienermier, in a rough neighborhood. Alan reveals his [[pregnancy fetishism|pregnancy fetish]] when he gets to spend time with Naomi. After having the baby, Naomi reveals that Ronald isn't the father.
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|EpisodeNumber = 80
|EpisodeNumber = 80
|EpisodeNumber2 = 8
|EpisodeNumber2 = 8
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|Viewers = 15.83<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=112106_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=November 21, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.83<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=112106_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=November 21, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20120217155931/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=112106_06 |archivedate=February 17, 2012 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|13}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|13}}
|ShortSummary = Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits Dr. Freeman, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life. Charlie hooks up with the mother of a girl Jake likes after promising not to, and Jake gets revenge on him by sliming him, and getting him arrested when Charlie tries to chase him through the beach. This causes Alan's insomnia to be cured.
|ShortSummary = Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits Dr. Freeman, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life. Charlie hooks up with the mother of a girl Jake likes after promising not to, and Jake gets revenge on him by sliming him, and getting him arrested when Charlie tries to chase him through the beach. This causes Alan's insomnia to be cured.
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|EpisodeNumber = 81
|EpisodeNumber = 81
|EpisodeNumber2 = 9
|EpisodeNumber2 = 9
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Mark Roberts & Don Foster |t=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Mark Roberts & Don Foster |t=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre }}
|Viewers = 15.04<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=112806_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=November 28, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.04<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=112806_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=November 28, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141106163045/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=112806_08 |archivedate=November 6, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|20}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|20}}
|ShortSummary = Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date; but it works out for the best (for Charlie, anyway) when he discovers Alan's secret $5,000 hoard of money; Jake is left home alone for the first time but a horror film means it's Rose to the rescue.
|ShortSummary = Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date; but it works out for the best (for Charlie, anyway) when he discovers Alan's secret $5,000 hoard of money; Jake is left home alone for the first time but a horror film means it's Rose to the rescue.
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|EpisodeNumber = 82
|EpisodeNumber2 = 10
|EpisodeNumber2 = 10
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|Viewers = 15.50<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=120506_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=December 5, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.50<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=120506_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=December 5, 2006 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20150128113457/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=120506_08 |archivedate=January 28, 2015 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|27}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|11|27}}
|ShortSummary = Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: they give him a choice between each other. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo, seducing him every time he gets on the subject.
|ShortSummary = Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: they give him a choice between each other. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo, seducing him every time he gets on the subject.
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|EpisodeNumber = 83
|EpisodeNumber = 83
|EpisodeNumber2 = 11
|EpisodeNumber2 = 11
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson }}
|Viewers = 15.69<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?id=20061219cbs01|title=Breaking News - CBS Rolls a Lucky 13|accessdate=August 13, 2013}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.69<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?id=20061219cbs01|title=Breaking News - CBS Rolls a Lucky 13|publisher=[[The Futon Critic]]|date=December 19, 2006|accessdate=August 13, 2013}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|12|11}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2006|12|11}}
|ShortSummary = Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. Evelyn sees who the date is, she takes extreme measures to prevent them from having sex, but Charlie begins to have sex with her anyway—until he learns that she might be his sister. Alan has to mediate when Herb's interest in Kandi's breasts makes Judith angry. Also, Jake gets into [[egg nog]], making him inebriated.
|ShortSummary = Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. Evelyn sees who the date is, she takes extreme measures to prevent them from having sex, but Charlie begins to have sex with her anyway—until he learns that she might be his sister. Alan has to mediate when Herb's interest in Kandi's breasts makes Judith angry. Also, Jake gets into [[egg nog]], making him inebriated.
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{{Episode list/sublist|Two and a Half Men season 4
|EpisodeNumber = 84
|EpisodeNumber = 84
|EpisodeNumber2 = 12
|EpisodeNumber2 = 12
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|DirectedBy = [[James Widdoes]]
|DirectedBy = [[James Widdoes]]
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky }}
|Viewers = 14.78<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=011707_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=January 17, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 14.78<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=011707_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=January 17, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20131231001448/http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=011707_08 |archivedate=December 31, 2013 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|1|8}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|1|8}}
|ShortSummary = Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi, but welcomes him into the family—which would be great except Alan wants to stop dating Naomi, but doesn't want to break his new relationship with Berta. Also, Alan gets a piercing on 'the gay ear', which infects, causing him a problem.
|ShortSummary = Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi, but welcomes him into the family, which would be great except Alan wants to stop dating Naomi, but doesn't want to break his new relationship with Berta. Also, Alan gets a piercing on 'the gay ear', which infects, causing him a problem.


''Title quotation from'': Berta, explaining how she spent her summer.
''Title quotation from'': Berta, explaining how she spent her summer.
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{{Episode list/sublist|Two and a Half Men season 4
|EpisodeNumber = 85
|EpisodeNumber = 85
|EpisodeNumber2 = 13
|EpisodeNumber2 = 13
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|Viewers = 15.85<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=013007_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=January 30, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.85<ref>{{Cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=013007_05|title=Weekly Program Rankings (Jan. 22-28)|work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]]|date=January 30, 2007|access-date=March 19, 2012|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20081221203530/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=013007_05|archive-date=December 21, 2008}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|1|22}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|1|22}}
|ShortSummary = Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb ([[Ryan Stiles]]). This revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie, which leads him to seek help from Rose, and Alan having a very awkward conversation with Herb and Judith.
|ShortSummary = Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb ([[Ryan Stiles]]). This revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie, which leads him to seek help from Rose, and Alan having a very awkward conversation with Herb and Judith.
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{{Episode list/sublist|Two and a Half Men season 4
|EpisodeNumber = 86
|EpisodeNumber = 86
|EpisodeNumber2 = 14
|EpisodeNumber2 = 14
|Title = That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
|Title = That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Don Foster, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Don Foster & Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson }}
|Viewers = 17.68<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=021307_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 13, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 17.68<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=021307_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 13, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141105055128/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=021307_05 |archivedate=November 5, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|5}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|5}}
|ShortSummary = Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbor, Danielle ([[Brooke Shields]]) in hopes a romance between the two will lead Alan to move out. Berta is cynical of Charlie's plans, but they later go off the rails when Charlie discovers that Danielle is a sex freak and a booze addict, and decides he wants to sleep with her instead. In the end, Danielle decides she wants to sleep with both Charlie AND Alan, shocking Alan and turning Charlie off.
|ShortSummary = Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbor, Danielle ([[Brooke Shields]]) in hopes a romance between the two will lead Alan to move out. Berta is cynical of Charlie's plans, but they later go off the rails when Charlie discovers that Danielle is a sex freak and a booze addict, and decides he wants to sleep with her instead. In the end, Danielle decides she wants to sleep with both Charlie AND Alan, shocking Alan and turning Charlie off.
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{{Episode list/sublist|Two and a Half Men season 4
|EpisodeNumber = 87
|EpisodeNumber = 87
|EpisodeNumber2 = 15
|EpisodeNumber2 = 15
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|DirectedBy = James Widdoes
|DirectedBy = James Widdoes
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky }}
|Viewers = 15.50<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022107_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 21, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 15.50<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022107_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 21, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141106163105/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022107_05 |archivedate=November 6, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|12}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|12}}
|ShortSummary = Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. He soon realizes he let the best woman in his life get away from him. Meanwhile, Alan's false online dating profile leads him to a woman ([[Allison Janney]]) with a lot of bad marriages in her past.
|ShortSummary = Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. He soon realizes he let the best woman in his life get away from him. Meanwhile, Alan's false online dating profile leads him to a woman ([[Allison Janney]]) with a lot of bad marriages in her past.
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|EpisodeNumber = 88
|EpisodeNumber = 88
|EpisodeNumber2 = 16
|EpisodeNumber2 = 16
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|DirectedBy = [[Andrew D. Weyman]]
|DirectedBy = [[Andrew D. Weyman]]
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts |t=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn }}
|Viewers = 16.56<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022707_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 27, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 16.56<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022707_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=February 27, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232550/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=022707_06 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|19}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|19}}
|ShortSummary = Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered "old". A health scare has Charlie feeling depressed, but Alan has a brilliant idea to cheer him up.
|ShortSummary = Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered "old". A health scare has Charlie feeling depressed, but Alan has a brilliant idea to cheer him up.
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|EpisodeNumber = 89
|EpisodeNumber = 89
|EpisodeNumber2 = 17
|EpisodeNumber2 = 17
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson }}
|Viewers = 16.58<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=030607_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=March 6, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 16.58<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=030607_05 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=March 6, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232151/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=030607_05 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|26}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|2|26}}
|ShortSummary = After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped adopt a boy from China and pushing them out of the picture, literally.
|ShortSummary = After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped adopt a boy from China and pushing them out of the picture, literally.
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|EpisodeNumber = 90
|EpisodeNumber = 90
|EpisodeNumber2 = 18
|EpisodeNumber2 = 18
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|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Don Foster & Mark Roberts }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Don Foster & Mark Roberts }}
|Viewers = 11.68<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=032707_04 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=March 27, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 11.68<ref>{{cite web|publisher=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] Medianet|date=March 27, 2007|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=032707_04|title=Weekly Program Rankings (Mar. 19-25)|access-date=March 19, 2012|archive-url= https://web.archive.org/web/20081202043621/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=032707_04|archive-date= December 2, 2008|url-status=dead}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|3|19}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|3|19}}
|ShortSummary = Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his son's childhood is almost over, and takes him to go camping, which ends badly. Kandi pursues a career in acting and Alan supports her, but this could be derailed after Alan admits the desire to have another child.
|ShortSummary = Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his son's childhood is almost over, and takes him to go camping, which ends badly. Kandi pursues a career in acting and Alan supports her, but this could be derailed after Alan admits the desire to have another child.
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|EpisodeNumber = 91
|EpisodeNumber = 91
|EpisodeNumber2 = 19
|EpisodeNumber2 = 19
|Title = Smooth as a Ken Doll
|Title = Smooth as a Ken Doll
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|DirectedBy = Gary Halvorson
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster }}
|Viewers = 13.46<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=041707_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=April 17, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 13.46<ref>{{cite web|publisher=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] Medianet|date=April 17, 2007|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=041707_06|title=Weekly Program Rankings (Apr. 9-15)|access-date=March 19, 2012|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20100528010117/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=041707_06|archive-date=May 28, 2010}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|4|9}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|4|9}}
|ShortSummary = Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra ([[Judy Greer]]). Charlie and Myra bond over a common problem: their great hatred for Judith.
|ShortSummary = Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra ([[Judy Greer]]). Charlie and Myra bond over a common problem: their great hatred for Judith.


''First appearance of'': [[Judy Greer]] as Myra Melnick. She would later portray Bridget Schmidt, Walden's estranged wife in [[Two and a Half Men (season 9)|season 9]].
''First appearance of'': [[Judy Greer]] as Myra Melnick. She would later portray Bridget Schmidt, Walden's estranged wife in [[Two and a Half Men season 9|season 9]].


''Title quotation from'': Berta, explaining Alan's situation after he hangs up on Judith.
''Title quotation from'': Berta, explaining Alan's situation after he hangs up on Judith.
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|EpisodeNumber = 92
|EpisodeNumber = 92
|EpisodeNumber2 = 20
|EpisodeNumber2 = 20
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|DirectedBy = [[Jerry Zaks]]
|DirectedBy = [[Jerry Zaks]]
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson |t=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson |t=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre }}
|Viewers = 13.03<ref>{{Cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=042407_06 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=April 24, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 13.03<ref>{{cite web|publisher=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] Medianet|date=April 24, 2007|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=042407_06|title=Weekly Program Rankings (Apr. 16-22)|access-date=March 19, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20100528005657/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=042407_06|archive-date=May 28, 2010|url-status=dead}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|4|16}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|4|16}}
|ShortSummary = Judith's and Herb's wedding is taking place soon, and Alan is looking forward to it; Charlie and Herb's sister, Myra, continue their relationship, much to Alan and Judith's dismay; Alan meets a female at Judith's wedding, who is Herb's ex-fiancée and wants to have sex with Alan. When he tries to slow things down, she creates a scene by yelling voices of pretending to having sex with him. Also, Jake repeatedly gets his tuxedo dirty.
|ShortSummary = Judith's and Herb's wedding is taking place soon, and Alan is looking forward to it; Charlie and Herb's sister, Myra, continue their relationship, much to Alan and Judith's dismay; Alan meets a female at Judith's wedding, who is Herb's ex-fiancée and wants to have sex with Alan. When he tries to slow things down, she creates a scene by yelling voices of pretending to having sex with him. Also, Jake repeatedly gets his tuxedo dirty.
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|EpisodeNumber = 93
|EpisodeNumber = 93
|EpisodeNumber2 = 21
|EpisodeNumber2 = 21
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|DirectedBy = Jerry Zaks
|DirectedBy = Jerry Zaks
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Mark Roberts & Don Foster }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn |t=Mark Roberts & Don Foster }}
|Viewers = 12.27<ref>{{Cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=050107_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=May 1, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 12.27<ref>{{cite web|publisher=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] Medianet|date=May 1, 2007|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=050107_08 |title=Weekly Program Rankings (Apr. 23-29)|access-date=March 19, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20100528005702/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=050107_08|archive-date=May 28, 2010|url-status=dead}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|4|23}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|4|23}}
|ShortSummary = Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg (a gay man, played by [[Matt Roth (actor)|Matt Roth]]) from a support group that he has been going to, and everyone thinks he is dating Greg and "coming out of the closet". Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter, but doesn't know how to appeal on his new love.
|ShortSummary = Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg (a gay man, played by [[Matt Roth (actor)|Matt Roth]]) from a support group that he has been going to, and everyone thinks he is dating Greg and "coming out of the closet". Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter, but doesn't know how to appeal on his new love.
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|EpisodeNumber = 94
|EpisodeNumber = 94
|EpisodeNumber2 = 22
|EpisodeNumber2 = 22
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|DirectedBy = [[Jon Cryer]]
|DirectedBy = [[Jon Cryer]]
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Jim Patterson & Don Foster }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Jim Patterson & Don Foster }}
|Viewers = 13.71<ref>{{Cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=050807_09 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=May 8, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 13.71<ref>{{cite web|publisher=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]] Medianet|date=May 8, 2007|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=050807_09|title=Weekly Program Rankings (Apr. 30-May 6)|access-date=March 19, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20100528010339/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=050807_09|archive-date=May 28, 2010|url-status=dead}}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|4|30}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|4|30}}
|ShortSummary = Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides to take Jake down to the race track, where Jake wins $1,100. Alan is conned at the DMV, and so is Jake when he is swindled of all of his track winnings, thus learning an important lesson about money.
|ShortSummary = Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides to take Jake down to the race track, where Jake wins $1,100. Alan is conned at the DMV, and so is Jake when he is swindled of all of his track winnings, thus learning an important lesson about money.
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|EpisodeNumber = 95
|EpisodeNumber = 95
|EpisodeNumber2 = 23
|EpisodeNumber2 = 23
|Title = Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
|Title = Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
|DirectedBy = Lee Aronsohn
|DirectedBy = Lee Aronsohn
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Don Foster, Mark Roberts & Jim Patterson }}
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre |t=Don Foster & Mark Roberts & Jim Patterson }}
|Viewers = 13.27<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=051507_13 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=May 15, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012}}</ref>
|Viewers = 13.27<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=051507_13 |title=Weekly Program Rankings |work=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC Medianet]] |date=May 15, 2007 |accessdate=March 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20141209232035/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=051507_13 |archivedate=December 9, 2014 }}</ref>
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|5|7}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2007|5|7}}
|ShortSummary = After the deck is damaged (Charlie sat on it and it fell off with him), Alan hires a handyman, Fernando ([[Enrique Iglesias]]). While working on the house, Fernando beats Charlie out for his girlfriend Chloe's affections, and also from Berta. Charlie fires Fernando, sleeps with Chloe in celebration, and falls off the deck again.
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|ShortSummary = Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy ([[Robert Wagner]]), who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating and men coming in and out of their lives. They decide Teddy is awesome.
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Two and a Half Men
Season 4
DVD cover art
ShowrunnerLee Aronsohn
Starring
No. of episodes24
Release
Original networkCBS
Original releaseSeptember 18, 2006 (2006-09-18) –
May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14)
Season chronology
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List of episodes

The fourth season of Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS from September 18, 2006, to May 14, 2007, to positive reviews.

Cast

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Main article: List of Two and a Half Men characters

Main

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Recurring

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Guest

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Episodes

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Main article: List of Two and a Half Men episodes
No.
overall		No. in
season		TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air dateU.S. viewers
(millions)
731"Working for Caligula"Gary HalvorsonLee Aronsohn & Chuck LorreSeptember 18, 2006 (2006-09-18)15.09[1]

Clips show that, moments after Alan and Kandi wed, Alan won $500,000 on a slot machine. Four months later, Charlie has returned to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moved out of the house. Alan returns to tell Charlie that Kandi has divorced him and taken all his money, and he suffered a breakdown, and now wants Charlie to take him in again. All this surprised no one, and everyone had bets on how long the marriage would last, which Judith won. Charlie resorts to desperate measures to help his brother: he calls in their mom to talk to Alan.

Title quotation from: Berta, bemoaning having to clean up after Charlie's party.
742"Who's Vod Kanockers?"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky		September 25, 2006 (2006-09-25)15.28[2]

Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

Note: For this episode, Charlie Sheen was nominated for the 2007 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series.

Title quotation from: Jake, after Charlie mentions Evelyn's "vodka knockers". He actually asks "Who is this Vod Kanockers that you speak of?"
753"The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts		October 2, 2006 (2006-10-02)15.80[3]

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw a vision of his late father, who tells him something Charlie finds worrying and crazy: he must take care of his mother.

Note: For this episode, Holland Taylor was nominated for the 2007 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series.

Title quotation from: Alan, trying to explain Charlie's near-drowning.
764"A Pot Smoking Monkey"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Bill Prady & Maria Espada Pearce
Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers		October 9, 2006 (2006-10-09)16.38[4]

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared, but has to resort to desperate measures when Judith refers Kandi to the attorney she used when divorcing Alan.

Title quotation from: Berta, describing what it's like watching Jake eat bananas.
775"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Don Foster & Susan Beavers
Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn		October 16, 2006 (2006-10-16)16.25[5]

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé, his doctor, Herb Melnick (Ryan Stiles).

Title quotation from: Alan, to Herb, describing Judith.
786"Apologies for the Frivolity"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Don Foster & Mark Roberts		October 23, 2006 (2006-10-23)15.03[6]

Charlie is dating a new woman, Lydia (Katherine LaNasa); her attitude is exactly like his mother's. After introducing her to Berta, Alan and Jake, they can all see it, but Charlie still cannot; Lydia and Berta do not get on well with each other.

Title quotation from: Bobby the waiter, after being scolded by Lydia.
797"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson		November 6, 2006 (2006-11-06)14.48[7]

Berta's daughter, Naomi (Sara Rue), is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father, Ronald Wienermier, in a rough neighborhood. Alan reveals his pregnancy fetish when he gets to spend time with Naomi. After having the baby, Naomi reveals that Ronald isn't the father.

Note: For this episode, Jon Cryer was nominated for the 2007 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series, while Conchata Ferrell was nominated for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series.

Title quotation from: Charlie, to Alan, about why he believes Jake's grades are so low.
808"Release the Dogs"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson
Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn		November 13, 2006 (2006-11-13)15.83[8]

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits Dr. Freeman, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life. Charlie hooks up with the mother of a girl Jake likes after promising not to, and Jake gets revenge on him by sliming him, and getting him arrested when Charlie tries to chase him through the beach. This causes Alan's insomnia to be cured.

Title quotation from: A police dispatcher on two different occasions—when Alan was taking a run along the shore, mistaking him for a crook and when Charlie was chasing Jake after he covered Charlie with green slime; also said by Alan, while watching the event.
819"Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Mark Roberts & Don Foster
Teleplay by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre		November 20, 2006 (2006-11-20)15.04[9]

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date; but it works out for the best (for Charlie, anyway) when he discovers Alan's secret $5,000 hoard of money; Jake is left home alone for the first time but a horror film means it's Rose to the rescue.

Title quotation from: Jake, while watching a horror film while home alone and yelling at a character.
8210"Kissing Abe Lincoln"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts
Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn		November 27, 2006 (2006-11-27)15.50[10]

Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: they give him a choice between each other. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo, seducing him every time he gets on the subject.

Title quotation from: Charlie, about an oral sex inspired dream.
8311"Walnuts and Demerol"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre
Teleplay by : Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson		December 11, 2006 (2006-12-11)15.69[11]

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. Evelyn sees who the date is, she takes extreme measures to prevent them from having sex, but Charlie begins to have sex with her anyway—until he learns that she might be his sister. Alan has to mediate when Herb's interest in Kandi's breasts makes Judith angry. Also, Jake gets into egg nog, making him inebriated.

Title quotation from: Alan, as he describes the Christmas cookies that Judith's drug-addicted mom used to make.
8412"Castrating Sheep in Montana"James WiddoesStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky		January 8, 2007 (2007-01-08)14.78[12]

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi, but welcomes him into the family, which would be great except Alan wants to stop dating Naomi, but doesn't want to break his new relationship with Berta. Also, Alan gets a piercing on 'the gay ear', which infects, causing him a problem.

Title quotation from: Berta, explaining how she spent her summer.
8513"Don't Worry, Speed Racer"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers
Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn		January 22, 2007 (2007-01-22)15.85[13]

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb (Ryan Stiles). This revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie, which leads him to seek help from Rose, and Alan having a very awkward conversation with Herb and Judith.

Title quotation from: Charlie, to Alan, about when he walked in on Evelyn and her boyfriend when he was eight.
8614"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Don Foster & Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson		February 5, 2007 (2007-02-05)17.68[14]

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbor, Danielle (Brooke Shields) in hopes a romance between the two will lead Alan to move out. Berta is cynical of Charlie's plans, but they later go off the rails when Charlie discovers that Danielle is a sex freak and a booze addict, and decides he wants to sleep with her instead. In the end, Danielle decides she wants to sleep with both Charlie AND Alan, shocking Alan and turning Charlie off.

Title quotation from: Alan, as he describes some of a gift basket's items to Danielle.
8715"My Damn Stalker"James WiddoesStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky		February 12, 2007 (2007-02-12)15.50[15]

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. He soon realizes he let the best woman in his life get away from him. Meanwhile, Alan's false online dating profile leads him to a woman (Allison Janney) with a lot of bad marriages in her past.

Title quotation from: Charlie, as he races out to see Rose one last time.
8816"Young People Have Phlegm Too"Andrew D. WeymanStory by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts
Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn		February 19, 2007 (2007-02-19)16.56[16]

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered "old". A health scare has Charlie feeling depressed, but Alan has a brilliant idea to cheer him up.

Title quotation from: Charlie, to Alan, after he coughs up phlegm.
8917"I Merely Slept with a Commie"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson		February 26, 2007 (2007-02-26)16.58[17]

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped adopt a boy from China and pushing them out of the picture, literally.

Title quotation from: Evelyn, about the adoption of Changpu.
9018"It Never Rains in Hooterville"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre
Teleplay by : Don Foster & Mark Roberts		March 19, 2007 (2007-03-19)11.68[18]

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his son's childhood is almost over, and takes him to go camping, which ends badly. Kandi pursues a career in acting and Alan supports her, but this could be derailed after Alan admits the desire to have another child.

Title quotation from: Charlie, about Jake's bedroom posters.
9119"Smooth as a Ken Doll"Gary HalvorsonStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster		April 9, 2007 (2007-04-09)13.46[19]

Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra (Judy Greer). Charlie and Myra bond over a common problem: their great hatred for Judith.

First appearance of: Judy Greer as Myra Melnick. She would later portray Bridget Schmidt, Walden's estranged wife in season 9.

Title quotation from: Berta, explaining Alan's situation after he hangs up on Judith.
9220"Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"Jerry ZaksStory by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson
Teleplay by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre		April 16, 2007 (2007-04-16)13.03[20]

Judith's and Herb's wedding is taking place soon, and Alan is looking forward to it; Charlie and Herb's sister, Myra, continue their relationship, much to Alan and Judith's dismay; Alan meets a female at Judith's wedding, who is Herb's ex-fiancée and wants to have sex with Alan. When he tries to slow things down, she creates a scene by yelling voices of pretending to having sex with him. Also, Jake repeatedly gets his tuxedo dirty.

Title quotation from: Jake, as he complains about Alan waking up four times to go to the toilet.
9321"Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"Jerry ZaksStory by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Don Foster		April 23, 2007 (2007-04-23)12.27[21]

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg (a gay man, played by Matt Roth) from a support group that he has been going to, and everyone thinks he is dating Greg and "coming out of the closet". Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter, but doesn't know how to appeal on his new love.

Title quotation from: Charlie, when Alan mentions that a drunken Charlie had sex with "a dude in a dress".
9422"Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"Jon CryerStory by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre
Teleplay by : Jim Patterson & Don Foster		April 30, 2007 (2007-04-30)13.71[22]

Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides to take Jake down to the race track, where Jake wins $1,100. Alan is conned at the DMV, and so is Jake when he is swindled of all of his track winnings, thus learning an important lesson about money.

Title quotation from: Charlie, to Alan, about a horse down at the track, claiming someone gave the horse crystal meth.
9523"Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"Lee AronsohnStory by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre
Teleplay by : Don Foster & Mark Roberts & Jim Patterson		May 7, 2007 (2007-05-07)13.27[23]

After the deck is damaged (Charlie sat on it and it fell off with him), Alan hires a handyman, Fernando (Enrique Iglesias). While working on the house, Fernando beats Charlie out for his girlfriend Chloe's affections, and also from Berta and Judith. Charlie fires Fernando, sleeps with Chloe in celebration, and falls off the deck again.

Title quotation from: Jake, describing an animal that he feels is cooler than a squirrel.
9624"Prostitutes and Gelato"Ted WassStory by : Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky
Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn		May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14)10.16[24]

Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy (Robert Wagner), who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating and men coming in and out of their lives. They decide Teddy is awesome.

First appearance of: Teddy Leopold

Title quotation from: Alan, as he describes to Berta what Teddy bought for him and Charlie in Vegas.

US Nielsen ratings

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Order Episode Rating Share Rating/Share
(18–49) 		Viewers
(millions) 		Rank (night)
1 "Working for Caligula" 9.7 14 TBA TBA TBA
2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?" 10.0 15 TBA TBA TBA
3 "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress" 10.9 16 5.2/13 15.93 #1
4 "A Pot Smoking Monkey" 11.0 16 5.4/13 17.12 #1
5 "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility" 8.9 13 4.2/10 13.27 #2
6 "Apologies for the Frivolity" 10.5 15 4.7/11 15.06 #2
7 "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head" 10.0 14 4.7/11 14.54 #1
8 "Release the Dogs" TBA TBA 4.9/12 15.95 #1
9 "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour" TBA TBA 4.7/11 15.28 #2
10 "Kissing Abe Lincoln" TBA TBA 4.8/11 15.59 #2
11 "Walnuts and Demerol" TBA TBA 5.2/13 15.77 #2
12 "Castrating Sheep in Montana" TBA TBA 4.7/11 14.81 #2
13 "Don't Worry, Speed Racer" TBA TBA 4.9/11 16.06 #3
14 "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami" TBA TBA 5.8/13 17.77 #1
15 "My Damn Stalker" TBA TBA 4.9/11 15.62 #2
16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too" TBA TBA 5.3/12 16.58 #2
17 "I Merely Slept With a Commie" 10.5 16 5.5/13 16.70 TBA
18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville" TBA TBA 4.0/10 11.62 #4
19 "Smooth as a Ken Doll" TBA TBA 4.5/11 13.39 #2
20 "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot" TBA TBA 4.4/11 12.98 TBA
21 "Tucked, Taped, and Gorgeous" 8.1 12 3.9/10 12.23 #3
22 "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag" TBA TBA 4.6/12 13.65 #3
23 "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'" TBA TBA 4.6/12 13.18 #3
24 "Prostitutes and Gelato" 6.3 10 3.7/10 10.12 TBA

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